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Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
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My dad just called Benedict Cumberbatch Britishguy Sillyname and it disturbs me how close it was like same amount of syllables and everything
One time my friend called him Beaniebag Cabbagepatch
Bernadate Cumberbuns. Is what my friends call him
Benadryl Coffecrotch
Badgerface Muffintop
My mum called him Benething Wonderbra once
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closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger
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One does not simply scrolls past Cumberbatch’s smile
No. No they don’t.
I did! Oh, wait…
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Reversed cotton candy eating.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
hey there nightbloggers
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JUNIOR.
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